Games

Here i have a selection of online games that I will forcibly reccomend to you.

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Battleon

The definition of lame web browser RPG but OMG IT'S RLY GOOD. Before it was sad flat final fantasy killing trees but now it's cool manga characters slaying dragons and killing zombies!! (lame) but yeah I spend too much time playing this: http://battleon.com                   

Runescape

If you can't afford a real game or you are chinese and want to make a career selling gold then you should go on http://runescape.com

Online Sector games

Now online.sector.sk is a great website with games, movies, puzzles and the like it is also the proud owner of Rollercoaster the german rollercoaster game where you speed up and slow down along a razy track and see how many heart attacks you cause and if you get enough you unlock bonus tracks but look out for holes in the track and extreme vertical drops and seeing them crumple up smooshed all over the track is YAYAYAYAYAY. But. This is not all. Some of you might have heard of Unreveal Tournament. No, not unreal - unREveal - yes it's a game of snake with a difference. SUPER SUPER SUPER fast snake and evrytime you get a certain amount of points an item of clothing will fall off the hentai lady on our screen. There are three to choose from Tiffany, Susan and Amber and in my I've only seen one person win. So if you actually want to play this you perverted whore or any other of the games go to http://onlinegamesector.com Oh oh! Don't forget Stick Page, watch the Joe Zombie series and try to do Hapland 1&2 without hanging yourself :D

Movies

Yes movies Now here you may, no WILL find excessive violence, bad language, and sexual content so be warned. Now for violence I reccomned Happy Tree Freinds yes just go to www.happytreefriends.com you need to be enlightened. Now I reccomend for Games, Music, Flash and normal videos go to www.albinoblacksheep.com this has everything !  It has the best flash videos ever made as well as the Demented Cartoon movie in the flash section honestly the best 30 mins of your life. and finally www.newgrounds.com this is probably the best well known and don't worry this has ratings on its movies so you know the content but (he he he) I recommend Rebecca Son of a peach!!! ( I will never look at Princess Peach the same way ever again )

Scary...

Now I did say on the home page mess your pants so here it is click on any of the links to mess your pants and if your superstitious i reccomend you don't watch the tape so here they are:
Happy Halloween! http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/halloween.php 
(this one permanelty gave me a fear of the internet *rocks backwards and forwards*) http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/subliminal.php 
(this next one's a game) http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/steadyhand2.php 
(sing-a-long) http://www.wimp.com/song/ 
(can you find him) http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/waldo.htm 
Hope you didn't enjoy and don't sue I cannot replace your underwear...